//emily//impractical//blog//

Girl – “Would it kill you to teach the dog to bring IN the Newspaper?”
Guy – *whispered* “Don’t listen to her boy, she’s shoveling dog poo in heels…”

lol, first comment yet again, I truly have no life…

~James H.

Girl – “Whoever made it the ‘pee-n-scoop’ rule?”
Guy(to dog) – Good boy, good boy! Now lets go get a big bowl of water!

-Peace-
Keeps

opps sorry wrong URL for my blog

Nice Article. I loved the title and your manual labor picture. Both are very prophetic.

You asked your audience to yell at you. I can show you the place where you said so in your video, if you need help.

I simply took you up on your request. In response you blocked me from your videos. 8(

I’m not a boring person. I’m not a “drone” and I’m not a loser. I’m a technical and college educated person that has a great job and can afford the mortgage on a $700,000 home and the high cost of living here in Southern California.

We will see where you end up in 7 years Emily.

BTW. Next time I go to Starbucks I want my espresso shot on top of my mocha latte – not blended Emily – on top. Just how I like it. And don’t forget to smile.

I wish there was a way to respond to individual posters. Oh well.

Look at me, Emily! I have lots of money and a degree and I live in an expensive area and pay for an expensive house, but that’s not enough for me! I need to also attack and belittle people on the Internet because that makes me an even better person than you. It makes me glorious and awesome! You are small and poor and working class. I am by far superior to you, why isn’t this obvious? Acknowledge my righteousness!

Some people’s kids, I tell ya.

But see, it’s ok to do that if you give a list of all your status symbols first. If you announce that you have a degree and a good job and money, then it makes you cooler if you are also disdainful. Right?

Dear.

I never said I was in college. I’m 29 years old and well out of school.

I call it like I see it. Everything I told you is the truth. Make up any excuses you like but if you don’t change your ways you will end up pregnant with an even more illegitimate (loser) job and look back to regret it.

Everyone can get money for college today. It is called a Student Loan. Stop making excuses. If a college doesn’t have your “major” you get a 2 year AA degree and transfer to a 4 year University that has your major. Ether that or you can work at starbucks and complain that they never had your major.

You announce you entire life on the Internet. Enough so that everyone can see the basics. I don’t have to know the details of a conversation that took place in a room with you an one other person “behind the scenes” to be able to make an accurate judgment call. You have plastered your enough of your “life” all over the Internet – much more than I would care to know but enough to make a simple judgement call.

I’ve given you good advice. You are going to do whatever you want though, because you think you know everything. After all nobody has ever experienced exactly what you have.

You are lucky I’m even giving you any of my personal time or advice Emily. The only reason is that you remind me of someone I once knew….

It’s true. I was raised to forgive others their insecurities so that my own might be forgiven. Clearly some people are very insecure in their own successes, and perhaps the path they took to gain them, so much so that they try to cut down an honest path while attempting to disguise it as well-rounded advice from someone who would know. (Think disguise as in elephant behind a sapling.) So, as much as I would like to hand those people their asses (pardon) on a silver platter for being so haughty and remarkably uncivilized, I’ll just let it go. They’ll find their own way, just as I’ll find mine, and you, Emily, will find yours.

Good luck.

(And on a side note, you once mentioned that someone told you your children would be “grey.” I have a niece and nephew who are mixed. When my nephew was learning about colors in kindergarten, he came home and told us he was a grey kid because black and white make grey. It was very clever and cute to us, so we’ve always used it as a tem of endearment. And I’ve never seen an unfortunate looking grey kid. They’re all BEAUTIFUL!)

Emmy,

Too-shay! Haha. You really showed LeftLiberalSoCal what’s what. 29? Twenty-freaking-nine?! Goodness… Get a hobby, right. Well, hmm. I wish I had thought of something more interesting to say. But I guess I could say this. I lurve you! And thank you again for mentioning me. It really means a lot lot lot. I really have looked up to you in a lot of ways, probably a lot more than you think. Not just as far as video-making goes, but in life and the way you handle it. I’d like to see someone like LeftLiberalSoCal, who puts themselves up high on a pedestal just because they went to college and have a job like millions of other people, deal half the shit you’ve dealt with, and not go completely insane. You’re amazing in a million ways and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. And I know you won’t. :] Love love love.

Emily:

Ahh!! I was so excited to see a new vid! It made me laugh, as usual

LeftLiberalSoCal:

“Everyone can get money for college today.”

That’s awfully righteous of you to generalize the entire population like that. Look, I’m not saying it’s your fault that you grew up in Southern California, but that’s most likely the biggest part of the reason why you fail to accept that not everyone in the world is lucky enough to live in your shoes. You say “student loan.” It’s not that easy. It’s just easy for you because you never had to face this kind of hardship. I don’t think you’re insecure so much as ignorant.

Thanks Emily!

I lovelovelove you art, and I love James’ too.
Your the perfect little arsty couple ^__^

hey emily
i love your videos and everything
and you always stand up to haters, which is cool
but you also say that people are free to think what they think and that what people think shouldn’t be judged and everything
but you just said that being for the war is “idiotic.” my dad’s in the nypd and he was there on 9/11. we also lost a few people we know. my dad’s side of the family is navy and my mom’s side of the family has marines. a friend of mine is in the army & went to iraq. my opinion about the war seems pretty valid to me. not trying to flame, just putting it out there.

haa, i’m not about to unsubscribe or anything. just getting my mind out. love

“Damn you worms on the grass! I know!… I’ll bury them! Yeah, yeah… what are you looking at, punk?”